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A Song of Beard Care and Oils

Greetings, weary travelers! Welcome to TABLETOP BEARD. Relax and know you have found a safe spot on the internet that is filled with wisdom and care.

Our focus here is to provide gentlemen with premium all-natural beard care products to use along their new or existing beard care journey.

While doing that, we hope to entertain you with our fantasy theme. Read on and enjoy!

Beard Care Basics: Healthy You – Healthy Beard!

Your beard is part of you. Thus, it requires the same things you do. Get good rest. Eat well. Exercise. Avoid the demons of unhealthy activities like smoking and overdrinking (one ale here and there will not hurt it). A balanced diet and additional vitamins through supplements are always a good thing too.

As your beard begins to grow in, one thing you may notice is ingrown hairs. Nasty little buggers they are, but they can be easily thwarted. Keeping your face clean and your pores clear is key. To do this, you must learn how to properly exfoliate. Not incinerate or immolate, those are wizard’s spells!

Cleanse Your Beard!

Exfoliation is the ancient art of removing dead skin cells from the surface of your skin. To do this, you may use a chemical substance, granular substances, or an exfoliation tool. We suggest starting with cleanser pads that have a “scratchy” side and a simple cream that has some sort of abrasive material inside, like a sugar scrub.

Be sure to always use clean towels and good moisturizer afterward. Please note, as your new beard grows in, you will need a moisturizer with an SPF to protect your skin from the sun. After your beard has fully covered your face, one without an SPF will suffice.

Now that the beard has grown, you must remember to clean it properly. Here is a riddle for you. Will your beard, upon your face, face all the obstacles and challenges you face? The answer is a resounding yes! Whether it be wrestling with an unruly meatball sandwich or mowing the grass in the treacherous backyard of doom…pollutants will naturally stick to your beard.

Thus, a beard as fine as the one you have grown will need to be cleaned daily or beard trolls may grow inside it. No one likes beard trolls; they smell bad and have terrible table manners. Cleaning a beard can be as easy as massaging and rinsing your beard with shampoo as you bathe. If you have issues with dry skin or even beard dandruff, fear not, a solution awaits you at Tabletop Beard! 

Moisturize and Groom!

Our beard oils can help with the dry skin underneath your beard, keeping your face healthy and free of acne and irritation. It will also soften and condition your beard making the hairs shimmer and shine on and off the battlefield. Lastly, our beard oils can also help attract a suitor with fragrances that are both manly and aromatic.

(Be sure to start with one of our luxurious beard oil blends!)

Grooming your beard is essential and fun. Moisturize it with our exciting premium beard oils. Brush and/or comb it to keep it free of evil knots and tangles. Do not forget to trim and shape it to your heart’s desire. It’s your beard, and you control its fate.

While this quest sounds like lots of work, think of the reward. The treasure you seek is a full and glorious beard that will be the talk of every town you enter.

Don’t worry, Tabletop Beard is here to be your guide on this adventure. Our beard oils are made of the finest ingredients and are safe to use because they are all-natural. With scents profiles which will not overwhelm or dissipate too quickly, our products will keep you looking, smelling, and feeling your best.

-Tabletop Beard