The Dragon’s Beard welcomes you! My name is Balbo Garibaldi, it’s nice to meet you, friend. I see you have your packs and gear. Are you traveling through? Perhaps on a quest?
Oh, it’s information you seek! Well, you have come to the right place. I pride myself as a gatherer of knowledge.
Now, I may not be as learned as the wise wizards from the spires north of here, but I do know a thing or two about beard care. Shall we begin? Ha! Yes, we shall.
Ah-yes. Beard butter is a leave-in conditioner. It softens and conditions the bristly whiskers on your face.
A good rule of thumb is—a softer beard is a more manageable one. Ha!
But that is not all, my friend. Beard butter also provides some hold. This is especially beneficial for those with long and full beards. With beard butters like our Rogue or Ranger ones, you can prepare your glorious mane for proper styling.
There are other benefits for using beard butter. For example, they help reduce beard itch. There’s nothing worse than scratching your beard while turning in a quest with the king, romancing a beautiful maiden, or asking your boss for a much-needed raise.
Aye, I see the wagon wheels turning in your head. Yes, it’s true, beard butters are, in some ways, the best of both worlds. So, if you are the kind of adventurer who doesn’t have much room in their backpack or secret hideout, then this one item may solve all your beard care problems at once.
I hope that has helped you! If you have any other questions, feel free to contact us and ask. You may also find the wisdom you seek in these other tomes; why you should use beard butter, and how to use beard butter.